I make a proper flat white at home and watch the tide come in at Maketu. Been single a while, not in a rush, just want someone to share a quiet evening with. I'm the calm one when things get messy.

I judge people by how they react to a magpie swooping. I keep a tally of how many times the Napier wind ruins my hair. It's currently at 4,000. I once ate a whole pavlova by myself just to see if I could. I could.

I'm loud during sex. I don't care if our neighbours can hear me. I'm not ashamed nor embarassed because it has been my reputation since I married my husband. I'm known to be a horny woman, a flirt, and a polygamous. Right now, I'm not satisfied with ...

I'm not after someone's money or appearance. They all fade away anyway. What I'm searching for is a man who's strong yet gentle and incredibly kind. Someone who's sensitive to my needs - sexual and non-sexual.

Privacy is the most important thing for me. I am looking for someone who can be discreet and will never betray me. It would be a pleasure to chat with someone who I can trust. If you are like this, please do tell me.