It's kind of boring to just have fun and play with yourself from time to time. I'm a bit of a horny old lady that's hungry for a man's love and affection. The only problem with that is, it's really hard to find a man that's into a woman with my age. ...

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...

Traveling or going to the dairy or to the supermarket is not a good option. I stay indoors and I'm satisfied ordering my needs online. Why? Because I'm afraid I might spread my legs right there and then if a man accidentally touches me. That's how se...

I'm drawn to men who have overwhelming confidence. I won't say no to less but I still prefer people who can carry themselves. Are you one of them?

Hello there! You might be curious about what an old lady like my self doing in a place like this. Why not feed your curiosity by sending me a quick message? I will try my best to answer all your questions about me.