Are you a hard case? It's been a long time since I had a good laugh. My ex-boyfriend was always serious. Worse was we couldn't be on the same level. He didn't have a libido as strong as mine, so I was always left empty. This time I want to find a man...

The only thing that I want to find here is a young stallion with a huge package. The bigger it is, the happier I'll be. Forgive me if I am too straightforward, but I don't want my time to be wasted by men with tiny dicks.

I am a granny. I am old and I know it but if there’s something that I’ve learned is that a great relationship has three pillars: 1. Trust 2. Love 3. And a whole lot of sex

This may sound like an overstatement, but I feel like the younger sluts these days can't compare to how wild of a whore I am when I was younger. If you want to know what I am talking about, feel free to message me.

I don't care if you like me or not. Please don't bother sending me a message if you will only curse at me or insult me. The only thing lower than my standard is my self-esteem.