In my decades of existence, I have learned to understand that life is full of shit. There is no such thing as happiness. We just learn how to live with the sadness and pain of reality.

Are you looking for an old lady that you can flirt with? I may be past my prime but I still have a lot of strength left for a guy who is willing to give his love and attention to me. I hope someone out there is willing to get to know an old lady like...

The only thing that I want to find here is a young stallion with a huge package. The bigger it is, the happier I'll be. Forgive me if I am too straightforward, but I don't want my time to be wasted by men with tiny dicks.

My childhood dream is to become a very famous person. Now that I am a lot older, I only want to be one of the most sexed-up grannies in the world.

I'm tired of having a wonderful cup of coffee in the morning and lying to myself about how much fun I'm going to have all alone. So you type that cute message of how you'd like to get to know me better and press 'Send.' I'll be waiting!