My friends always tell me that my impatience will ruin my life. Well, I am sick and tired of waiting for that to happen.

Sometimes I feel like I am destined to die alone. The end of my life is nearing but I still can't find a man who can make me experience true love. I hope the man I am looking for can read this so that he could send me a message right away.

Hello how would you feel about showing a very bored housewife how to have some fun? The husband is away at the moment and boy do i feel horny. x

The night is becoming colder and colder as Father Time slowly catches up me. I need a man who can make me feel warm during long, cold nights. I hope there is someone here who can do that for me.

Hello! How are you? I hope you are having a wonderful day. If not, then maybe I can help you make it better. What do you think? You can tell me what's bothering you? Don't be shy. I am your friendly neighbourhood granny.