Saturdays I make a proper cooked breakfast. Scrambled eggs with chives, bacon, the works. It's the one thing that always pulls me out of a grump. I laugh easily and don't take life too seriously. Just a warm kitchen and good company.

I'm a quiet sort at first, but once you get to know me, I've got a bit of a bossy streak that likes to come out. I'm looking for someone who can handle that side of me without taking it too seriously. And yeah, I'm a smoker, so if that's a dealbreake...

The only good thing about me is my massive boobs. Apart from that, everything else in my life sucks. Well, I like sucking too.

Hear me out. A woman who has a lot of experience is better than a stunningly beautiful young slut. I can let you feel things that you'll never experience when you are fucking with a younger lass. Send me a message if you like to try it out.

I can tell you right now that I have a bit of a dirty mind and I usually get turned on to men telling me about the naughty things that they plan to do to me. Not being a slut or anything, I just like the feeling of a man giving all of his attention a...