I'm a Teacher, so my best friends are my lesson plan, my laptop and report card. I love spending most of my spare time sitting in front of the computer, however, I also enjoy the normal stuff, like watching old movies, travelling, gardening, and baki...

You know what makes me very horny? Your sense of humor that is so sick and twisted? What makes you? Do you wanna try what I can do to help you figure it out?

I love the things what others may call domestic violence, which for me I call it foreplay. I am proud to say I'm good at it and I lve doing it. Beep me up and let's have some fun.

The only thing that I want to find here is a young stallion with a huge package. The bigger it is, the happier I'll be. Forgive me if I am too straightforward, but I don't want my time to be wasted by men with tiny dicks.

The worst possible thing that could happen when you date a woman of my age is it is very likely that you can fuck me to death? Well, it's not a bad story to tell your mates later on. Do you want to give it a try?