I would deeply appreciate it if I can find someone who can make me feel young again. A proper lad who can fuck the shit out of me and make forget about how old I really am. That's the only thing I want to experience before I kick the bucket.

Every bloke I know experienced having a crush on their teacher. If you are one of them, maybe I can help you turn your teacher fantasy into reality. I do enjoy adding a bit of roleplay to spice things up in the bedroom.

Good - that's what I look for in men. More than good looks, I like someone with a good personality, good in bed, good and sweet talker, good at dirty talking and anything naughty. How good are you?

typical good day is pottering around the garden then seeing where the arvo takes me. bit of a livewire tbh. i laugh loud and i dont take things too serious. if ur easy going and up for a bit of a laugh we'll get on. just dont be boring.

Look, I'm at that age where I'm set in my ways but I still manage to spill my tea most mornings. I'm a bit of a control freak in the best way, but I promise I'm mostly harmless. I'd rather skip the small talk and just see if we click. Also, I have a ...