I am too old for romantic shit. All I want is a big dick that can fuck me back in time. Destroy my pussy and let me feel like I am young again. That's all I am asking. I hope it's not too much. I'm sure someone here can do a great job banging a MILF.

My husband thinks i am too fat for any other man to look at me let's prove him wrong and show him he said if i can find somebody he will watch.

To understand me better, you need to open up your mind. I am not your regular run off the mill granny. I have the stamina of a stallion and the lust of a bunny. If you think you can handle a crazy and naughty lady like me, why not give it a try?

I'm tired of having a wonderful cup of coffee in the morning and lying to myself about how much fun I'm going to have all alone. So you type that cute message of how you'd like to get to know me better and press 'Send.' I'll be waiting!

This grandma specifically wants to meet a nice guy. Do you want to know why? Because nice guys always finish last, making sure that the woman comes first. You get what I mean, right?