Joining online flirting might be one of the craziest things I have done with my life. I am a little quiet and meek in real life. I hope you like passive ladies because I am the kind of lady who will not do anything unless you tell me to.

I'm a Teacher, so my best friends are my lesson plan, my laptop and report card. I love spending most of my spare time sitting in front of the computer, however, I also enjoy the normal stuff, like watching old movies, travelling, gardening, and baki...

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...

My ideal match is someone who is playful, outgoing and interesting. Tell me how you'll play with my body and I'll tell you how I'll play with yours.

Hello how would you feel about showing a very bored housewife how to have some fun? The husband is away at the moment and boy do i feel horny. x