I am looking for a young man to replenish my dry well. It's not an easy task to do, but I assure you that it will be worth the hassle. I may look like this, but my stamina and energy is on par with a toddler on a full-blown sugar rush.

Take me on a tiki tour in the wop wops. Drive me wild as we reach the middle of nowhere. As a woman who has plenty of delicious hot jelly to offer, I deserve a man who has the amazing talent to keep me wild and warm.

Touch my legs until your hands reach the diamond in between my thighs. Take everything slow. Use all of your flaming hot resources to destroy my sanity. Put me in a trance, and let me turn into the hot woman you've been dreaming of. If you're ready, ...

The best way to know a person is to communicate with them. You can't know someone when all you see is physical appearance. I want a man who can engage in healthy debate and conversation. Are you this kind of man?

I can't believe it took me more than a decade to move on from the death of my ex-husband. Well, the days of grief and being lonely is over. I still love him, but I think he would mind if I have some fun while I am still alive.