The best way to sweep me off my feet is by using puns and jokes that are based on popular TV series. I am a total couch potato who always binge-watch when I have nothing better to do, so you don't need to worry about me not getting the reference.

I used to believe that the best man for me will come at the right time. However, I feel like time is slowly running out. As such, I don't have the luxury to be picky. I'm in the point in my life in which I will accept anyone who has a dick and is sti...

The best things in life happen unexpectedly. Believe this old lady! I have experienced a lot of crazy things in life, and the happiest ones occur when I least expect it! Try having a little chat with me! Maybe I can also be the best thing that can ha...

I'm really not into flirting. If I want to have some fun I go direct to the point. It may sound awkward, but do you wanna try how it works? Beep me up if you are interested.

A young seductive soul is trapped in this old woman's body. I'm wild and I bring fire to men who see my worth. I'm like the heated hearth that makes you warm in winter. With my heat, you would always want to cling on me.