My husband is starting to bore me out. Don't get me wrong. I still love that old fucker. However, he can't please me anymore. I need a younger stallion to satisfy my carnal needs while the overworked horse is out of the house.

I know you are familiar with MILF, but have you ever heard of GILF? It means "Grandmas I Love to Fuck". If you're wondering if that's really a thing, then yes! We actually exist. I am one of the few oldies out there that still have the sex drive of a...

What could be the worse thing that could happen to you when you have sex with an old lady like me? If you can't think of anything, then it is about time you give me a quick heads up.

I don't know what men of my age are looking for right now. I know that a lot of older men like to hook up with younger gals. I wish I can find a younger guy who likes to have fun with a random cougar.

If you look beyond my age, you'll find out that I am more than a wrinkled and old gran. Give me what I need, and maybe I'll whip you out the best-tasting meatballs and meat pie in the world.