Take me on a tiki tour in the wop wops. Drive me wild as we reach the middle of nowhere. As a woman who has plenty of delicious hot jelly to offer, I deserve a man who has the amazing talent to keep me wild and warm.

In my decades of existence, I have learned to understand that life is full of shit. There is no such thing as happiness. We just learn how to live with the sadness and pain of reality.

I can't believe it took me more than a decade to move on from the death of my ex-husband. Well, the days of grief and being lonely is over. I still love him, but I think he would mind if I have some fun while I am still alive.

Are you looking for an old lady that you can flirt with? I may be past my prime but I still have a lot of strength left for a guy who is willing to give his love and attention to me. I hope someone out there is willing to get to know an old lady like...

My body is not as great as it used to be. However, I still do my best to maintain what I have now. I may not have the body of an hourglass anymore, but I am sure as hell I can still make every single second of your time spent with me to be memorable ...