The best way to sweep me off my feet is by using puns and jokes that are based on popular TV series. I am a total couch potato who always binge-watch when I have nothing better to do, so you don't need to worry about me not getting the reference.

I count the boats in the harbour instead of sheep. Works most nights. I also own a label maker and have labelled my neighbour's cat. He doesn't know yet. My favourite sound is a wine cork popping on a Tuesday

I spend my weekends restoring old furniture in the garage. It drives my neighbours mad, the noise. And I don't smoke, never have, but I do like a glass of pinot on the porch when the sun goes down. People think they know me from a quick glance but th...

No man in my long years of existence has ever satisfied my sexual needs. Some have tried hard but failed miserably. There are still a lot of things I want to try out in the bedroom. I need a man who's open to try out new things and can endure long ho...

I am an old woman looking for someone who can give me exciting and interesting moments. I am currently living with my grandkids. I love cooking and taking care of my flowers in the garden. I wish to find someone who is willing to chat with me.