Welcome to my profile adventurer! Would you mind having a bit of banter with an old lady such as myself? I may bore you with my stories, but you can always cut me off if you think I have taken much of your time. I just need someone to talk with right...

Let me warn you before you send me a message. I hate men who are boring and traditional. If I like to date a boring and predictable guy, I should've stayed with my ex-husband. I want adventurous men who are not afraid to try out new and exciting thin...

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...

This old lady can't even remember the last time a man touched her body. I don't like to sound desperate here, but I badly need someone to make me feel like a woman again. It's been a long time. Please help me.

Hello it's Michelle here i am 46 although i feel a lot younger lol, i am not looking for anything serious as i am already in a relationship although things are not that great at the moment i am not ready to end it yet as i still have feelings for him...