Let me be blunt. I am not here for anything serious. I feel like I am too old for love and commitment. All I want is someone who can spice up my life a little bit before I kick the bucket. Will you help this old lady?

If I want a serious relationship, I will not be here. I know that all men here only want random hookups. Well, I am the same. If you think you have what it takes to make me yours, feel free to sweep me off my feet.

Never have I ever tried one-night stand. I was afraid to do it when I am younger because I am afraid of the possible repercussions. You can say not trying it out has been the biggest regret of my life. I would like to know what it feels like to have ...

Hello! How are you? I hope you are having a wonderful day. If not, then maybe I can help you make it better. What do you think? You can tell me what's bothering you? Don't be shy. I am your friendly neighbourhood granny.

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...