Traveling or going to the dairy or to the supermarket is not a good option. I stay indoors and I'm satisfied ordering my needs online. Why? Because I'm afraid I might spread my legs right there and then if a man accidentally touches me. That's how se...

I can't believe it took me more than a decade to move on from the death of my ex-husband. Well, the days of grief and being lonely is over. I still love him, but I think he would mind if I have some fun while I am still alive.

Hello! How are you? I hope you are having a wonderful day. If not, then maybe I can help you make it better. What do you think? You can tell me what's bothering you? Don't be shy. I am your friendly neighbourhood granny.

I don't smoke or drink, but I don't mind being with someone who enjoys such activities. I have two adult kids and three grandkids. I hope that doesn't bother you or anything.

If you look beyond my age, you'll find out that I am more than a wrinkled and old gran. Give me what I need, and maybe I'll whip you out the best-tasting meatballs and meat pie in the world.