Life is boring as it is, so there's no need to be all nice and kind. Sometimes, we need to let go of our rationality and go wild. I would like to do this once before I finally kick the bucket. Would you mind doing it with me?

I am an old lady seeking nothing but pleasure. I wish to find a man who can give me both the pleasure and satisfaction I have been longing for.

My husband is starting to bore me out. Don't get me wrong. I still love that old fucker. However, he can't please me anymore. I need a younger stallion to satisfy my carnal needs while the overworked horse is out of the house.

For me, there's nothing more titillating than camping! I was camping with my children in the Blue Mountains once when a kangaroo decided to join us during our dinner! So many unexpected and awesome things happen when camping. That's why I still camp ...

All my life I did nothing but support my family. I think I deserve to be happy now that they are doing fine by themselves. I sacrificed too much for them, so it's not too bad to focus on myself now. The only thing that can make me happy right now is ...