The only good thing about me is my massive boobs. Apart from that, everything else in my life sucks. Well, I like sucking too.

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...

I can say that even though I’ve already aged and been single for a long time now, I feel that I’m still not out of the dating game yet. I think this site should be worth the shot. I bet there is a lot of guys looking for a hot lady like me here.

My husband recently passed away after a long illness, i feel i am now ready to have a life again start dating and maybe more i love the outdoors, reading, eating out and i also love being with my family if you haven't found me boring so far then get ...

I am sensual. I am deep. I am a dominant. And these three qualities are a very deadly yet sexy combination to describe a woman. And I am looking for someone who is brave enough to handle me.