I am not getting any younger so I don’t want to waste any more of my time. So here I am telling you that I know we fit so good together, therefore, I am giving you permission to wake me up whenever you feel horny.

If you look beyond my age, you'll find out that I am more than a wrinkled and old gran. Give me what I need, and maybe I'll whip you out the best-tasting meatballs and meat pie in the world.

I can get you under my spell once you get to know the other side of me. I may look young and innocent, but I can be the wildest. I'm keen to play, but the question is, are you?

I'm really not into flirting. If I want to have some fun I go direct to the point. It may sound awkward, but do you wanna try how it works? Beep me up if you are interested.

All my life I did nothing but support my family. I think I deserve to be happy now that they are doing fine by themselves. I sacrificed too much for them, so it's not too bad to focus on myself now. The only thing that can make me happy right now is ...