I don't have dirty thought. I only have unapologetically normal thoughts which happens to be intensely erotic and makes you so hard that you can't keep me off the grass!

I love baking pies. If you are craving for a sweet dessert, then I am the woman for you. Enjoy all kinds of pies, and after you are full maybe you can give me some creampie as thanks. Do we have a deal? I'll be waiting for your answer.

For me, there's nothing more titillating than camping! I was camping with my children in the Blue Mountains once when a kangaroo decided to join us during our dinner! So many unexpected and awesome things happen when camping. That's why I still camp ...

I am a kind and generous lady. I strongly believe in karma. Treat me with respect, and I'll also treat me respect. Fuck my brains out, and I'll also show you a glimpse of heaven.

I was too focused on advancing my career that it seems I have already forgotten the feeling of a man's touch. I am starting to feel like a robot programmed to do nothing but work. Can you make me feel human again?