I'll drive out to the Tutukaka coast just to sit and watch the water without saying a word. I keep my private life very private, though I do have a playful side that comes out once I trust someone. I've raised my family and now I'm finding out what I...

The best way to sweep me off my feet is by using puns and jokes that are based on popular TV series. I am a total couch potato who always binge-watch when I have nothing better to do, so you don't need to worry about me not getting the reference.

I count the boats in the harbour instead of sheep. Works most nights. I also own a label maker and have labelled my neighbour's cat. He doesn't know yet. My favourite sound is a wine cork popping on a Tuesday

Press your legs against mine. Then, go deep inside me. Don't stop. Be a savage. If you're a dominant man, we're a match made in heaven. I'm a submissive sexy granny who loves to be sexually tormented physically and emotionally.

I don't smoke or drink, but I don't mind being with someone who enjoys such activities. I have two adult kids and three grandkids. I hope that doesn't bother you or anything.