It's kind of boring to just have fun and play with yourself from time to time. I'm a bit of a horny old lady that's hungry for a man's love and affection. The only problem with that is, it's really hard to find a man that's into a woman with my age. ...

Life is boring as it is, so there's no need to be all nice and kind. Sometimes, we need to let go of our rationality and go wild. I would like to do this once before I finally kick the bucket. Would you mind doing it with me?

My husband thinks i am too fat for any other man to look at me let's prove him wrong and show him he said if i can find somebody he will watch.

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...

Are you a hard case? It's been a long time since I had a good laugh. My ex-boyfriend was always serious. Worse was we couldn't be on the same level. He didn't have a libido as strong as mine, so I was always left empty. This time I want to find a man...