Would love to be with a man who will accept me for the real me. I am not the perfect lady, but I still have a lot to offer you. If you think I am good enough for you, feel free to send me a message. However, I hope you will not expect too much from m...

I am the sort of person who's tired of the same stuff and wants to walk on the wild side of life. Things like that seem complicated, can you make it easier for me?

Take me on a tiki tour in the wop wops. Drive me wild as we reach the middle of nowhere. As a woman who has plenty of delicious hot jelly to offer, I deserve a man who has the amazing talent to keep me wild and warm.

I can't believe it took me more than a decade to move on from the death of my ex-husband. Well, the days of grief and being lonely is over. I still love him, but I think he would mind if I have some fun while I am still alive.

Are you looking for an old lady that you can flirt with? I may be past my prime but I still have a lot of strength left for a guy who is willing to give his love and attention to me. I hope someone out there is willing to get to know an old lady like...