A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...

Are you a hard case? It's been a long time since I had a good laugh. My ex-boyfriend was always serious. Worse was we couldn't be on the same level. He didn't have a libido as strong as mine, so I was always left empty. This time I want to find a man...

I was too focused on advancing my career that it seems I have already forgotten the feeling of a man's touch. I am starting to feel like a robot programmed to do nothing but work. Can you make me feel human again?

I want to meet a man that has a great personality and a caring heart. I just can’t afford to put my love and effort into someone and in the latter part getting my heart broken into pieces. I don’t want to live my life with that kind burden my poo...

I believe that I am one of the ladies who has a unique and interesting personality. I always make sure to exude an air of mystery around me. I hope I still have what it takes to make men curious about me.