Never have I ever tried one-night stand. I was afraid to do it when I am younger because I am afraid of the possible repercussions. You can say not trying it out has been the biggest regret of my life. I would like to know what it feels like to have ...

I love the things what others may call domestic violence, which for me I call it foreplay. I am proud to say I'm good at it and I lve doing it. Beep me up and let's have some fun.

Take me on a tiki tour in the wop wops. Drive me wild as we reach the middle of nowhere. As a woman who has plenty of delicious hot jelly to offer, I deserve a man who has the amazing talent to keep me wild and warm.

I am a granny. I am old and I know it but if there’s something that I’ve learned is that a great relationship has three pillars: 1. Trust 2. Love 3. And a whole lot of sex

A little bit of dark humour can add some spice to life. I am not an onion-skinned lady who gets easily offended by the little things. Tell me a dark joke, and I'll just laugh it off. Let's start our conversation with a bang! Send me the darkest joke ...