I love baking pies. If you are craving for a sweet dessert, then I am the woman for you. Enjoy all kinds of pies, and after you are full maybe you can give me some creampie as thanks. Do we have a deal? I'll be waiting for your answer.

You know what makes me very horny? Your sense of humor that is so sick and twisted? What makes you? Do you wanna try what I can do to help you figure it out?

If I could have sex anywhere in the world, I'd do it in Maldives. I can feel that it's nice to have sex in the middle of the blue sea while the sun is shining brightly on the horizon. I reckon it's a one in a million experience.

I'm quite lonely nowadays and I want to receive some attention. My kids already left me alone and not having anyone to talk to is making me crazy. Could you do me a favor and chat with me for some time?

I am not getting any younger so I don’t want to waste any more of my time. So here I am telling you that I know we fit so good together, therefore, I am giving you permission to wake me up whenever you feel horny.